What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

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Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

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He can't, it's impawsible.

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A fumble bee !

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

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