Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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The one in the wheelchair.

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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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A hammeredhead

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common?

They are both terrible without Cream.

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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