Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you call an accurate dog?

Spot-on.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of patients?

All of them"

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where