Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot