Bug Bite Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where