Canadians became *penniless*
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Because it makes cents (sense).
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Grey Moose
Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!
Joseh
Piece of cake.
Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome
He works it out with a pencil.
