Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees