Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.