Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!