Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

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How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.