Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.