Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.