Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

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Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

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How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.