Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents