Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!