Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!