Interrupt Jokes

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Eevee Jokes More Eevee Jokes

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

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Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What's Donald's new reality show going to be called?

The Amazing Racist.

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Donald Tr- WRONG!

Evolve Jokes More Evolve Jokes

What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.

What do couch potatoes evolve into?

Computer chips.