Interrupting the whos there) Penny!
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Coffee Mug
Donald Tr- WRONG!
MOOOOOO!!!!
Just turn on the sprinkler.
Talk in your sleep.
The Game
Because it gets interrupted constantly.
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
The past tense of "moo"!
Moo many...
Microsoft.
The jury store
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Roasting a chicken.
Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
Farsi.
They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.
About four.
Virgin Mobile
He came to work baked.
SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.