What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!