Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.