Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them