Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them