How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language?

You have bad hand writing

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.