They are always packing their trunk !
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
Annette !
First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get
Because he was hung like this
A stega-snore-us.
The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.
Because they can't even.
Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"
I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.
The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.