How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

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Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs?

Because they can't even

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.