How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.