How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

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What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

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How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !