How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

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Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.