The NBA.
The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.
the NBA
A bench can support a family of four.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
The NBA
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!