What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar?

The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)