Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts