Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

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What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane?

A pilot you racist freaks!

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.