Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

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What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

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What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.