What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw