What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope