What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth