What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth