What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"