Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

I'Moth

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

Big Moth Jokes More Big Moth Jokes

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What's the biggest moth in the world ?

A mammoth !

Leave Hand Jokes More Leave Hand Jokes

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...