Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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Leave Hand Jokes More Leave Hand Jokes

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

Big Moth Jokes More Big Moth Jokes

What's the biggest moth in the world ?

A mammoth !

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics