Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Leave Hand Jokes More Leave Hand Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

Big Moth Jokes More Big Moth Jokes

What's the biggest moth in the world ?

A mammoth !

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!