Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

Big Moth Jokes More Big Moth Jokes

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What's the biggest moth in the world ?

A mammoth !

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!