Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

I'Moth

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Leave Hand Jokes More Leave Hand Jokes

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

Big Moth Jokes More Big Moth Jokes

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What's the biggest moth in the world ?

A mammoth !