Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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What's the biggest moth in the world ?

A mammoth !

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).