What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!