What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"