What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

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What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"