What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!