What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

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How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth