What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

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Doughnuts.

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).