What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

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What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

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What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack?

Doughnuts.

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).