Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy