What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.