What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

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What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.