What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

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What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.