What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

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Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.