What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!