What do you need to poop in the forest?

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.