What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

A: The psycho path.