What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*