What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

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How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.