Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
They love to watch mistakes being made.
None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters
One.
Depends on which method you try....
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
OP de-livered.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
The dyke broke.
