Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.
Two, but how do they get in there
None they can't change anything.
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
20 after 1.
Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD
He overslept.
he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
That would be a dead giveaway.
He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.
The posters
The dyke broke.