Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
to get to the other side..
Two, two... One, two.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
To change sides.
None. Its already lit, fam.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired
Because 9 was still alive.
because it provides cavity protection
he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
The posters
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
The dyke broke.
