Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Just Juan
None. They don't believe in a higher power.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
One and not one.
Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
To cloud 9
Because, 7 8 9...
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
The dyke broke.
