He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
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OP de-livered.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
because it provides cavity protection
That would be a dead giveaway.
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
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Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
I don't know, I'm just flying the drone
A drone
I guess he got his fasts mixed up.
Time
OP delivers.
She delivers.
I'm sorry.
Yukanol Fukov
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
Cancer.
Wave to him!
Coz he was high :D
They can shoot and steal without being arrested.
BYE-SON!
Give it two test-tickles!