He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
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OP de-livered.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
because it provides cavity protection
That would be a dead giveaway.
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
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It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
Because they are all Targets.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
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He married his cousin.
Because everyone was a goblin
A: Because everyone was a goblin.
All sorts of antics !
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Psst...Who washes your ... sheets
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