He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
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OP de-livered.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
because it provides cavity protection
That would be a dead giveaway.
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
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Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
Because organ traders offer good price.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself
because there is a target in every corner.
He was surrounded by phone-ys!
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
To prove that he was framed!
Syrian Mckellen
What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.
Two cooks in the house.
A Gorilla
Because all the fans left
Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.
Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
