How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

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What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.