Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.