Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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A melon

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Cantaloupe with you tonight !

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.