Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.