Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!