What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild?

PP up

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.