Justice Jokes

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

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What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Social Justice Warrior Jokes More Social Justice Warrior Jokes

How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers?

The thot police!

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.

Inequality Jokes More Inequality Jokes

What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

Inequalities

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.