Justice Jokes

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

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What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

La Jokes More La Jokes

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Triggernometry Jokes More Triggernometry Jokes

What's a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math course?

Triggernometry.

What's a feminists favourite type of math?

triggernometry

Supreme Court Jokes More Supreme Court Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.