Justice Jokes

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

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What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Ham Burger Jokes More Ham Burger Jokes

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

Social Justice Jokes More Social Justice Jokes

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

Justice League Jokes More Justice League Jokes

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

Brawl Jokes More Brawl Jokes

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

What's black on the bottom and white on the top?

Society.