How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

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Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

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What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth