I cried when I cut up the onion. (Jack the Ripper)
My Grandma can unlock an iphone.
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.
You're cut off."
Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Jack Danimals!
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice
Same middle name!
Chick Fillet
The same middle name.
Jock the stripper.
More than three, I still can't reach it.