What's the difference between an onion and a dead whore?

I cried when I cut up the onion. (Jack the Ripper)

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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Diet coke has better advertising.

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Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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He cuts them short.

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

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What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.