Ripper Jokes

What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What's the difference between an onion and a dead whore?

I cried when I cut up the onion. (Jack the Ripper)

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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!