Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom?

ey you.

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"