Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"