Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)