How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

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How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.