How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

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How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

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Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

When did you first miss it dear?

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How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.