Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

What did the redneck get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce.