Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.