Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

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Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating