Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

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What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"