How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

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How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.