How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!

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Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.