How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.