What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What do you call a perverted Magician?

Q: What do you call a perverted Magician A: David "Cop a Feel" ...ba dum cha!

What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?

Rabbits habits.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!