What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall?

Hocus Focus

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!