What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!