How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer?

Because they were using a Berner Phone.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!