How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!