How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!