How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.