How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

What do you call a disappearing President?

Hocus POTUS

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.