How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?

A dead baby in two garbage bags.