How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.