How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!