How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.