How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

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Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute