How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

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What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

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What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)