How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.