How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.