How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost