How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

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Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*