How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.