What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.