How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'