How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.