Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.