Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.