Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.