Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

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What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein