Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.