Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins