Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What do you get when you cross Donny Osmond and Marie Osmond?

Spastics!

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What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)