What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement