What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

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Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry