What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.