What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

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Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

How do epileptics greet people?

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few