What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

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How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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What do you call a stolen tamole?

A hot tamole

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged