What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

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How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.