What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.