How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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What's the most important part of a terrorist joke?

The execution. ( )

How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution