How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike?

They are always having something get taken.

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.