How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike?

They are always having something get taken.