How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

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Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

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How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike?

They are always having something get taken.